Size jokes
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
I ass big ass you :-)
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!