Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Travis has baby hands.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Calculate my dick, virgins!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
What's the best part of being an orphan? All the chips and many bars are family sized.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
