Size jokes
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.