Size

Size jokes

Kid

The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.

Chef

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.

Monument

Huggy Wuggy

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Orphan

Orphan

What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Penis

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Don’t worry, it’s too long.

Forehead

Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.

Fat

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Cow

Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.