Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
"Ur mum is big."
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Big butt
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.