Size jokes
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Your d*** size...
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.