Size jokes
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.