Size jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....