Size jokes
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Yo momma so fat!
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Don’t worry, it’s too long.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.