Size jokes

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Don’t worry, it’s too long.

Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.

What’s another name for a cow?

You... cause you're fat.

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.