Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
You're tiny!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.