Size jokes
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
You're tiny!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
I'M SHORTTT!
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏