Size jokes
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.