Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
You're tiny!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)