Size jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
You're tiny!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
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Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
I'M SHORTTT!
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.