Size jokes

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!

Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.