Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
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What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!