Size jokes
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
You're tiny!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.