Size jokes

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.