Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?