Size jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

I ass big ass you :-)

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.

A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably.

Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"

Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"

Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."

Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."

Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"

Demon: "You a smoker?"

Guy: "You better believe it."

Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"

Guy: "Golly."

Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."

Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."

Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."

Guy: "Wow."

Demon: "You like to do drugs?"

Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."

Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"

Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"

Demon: "You gay?"

Guy: "Uh, no."

Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."

Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Four big guys.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."

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Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!