Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?