Size jokes
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.