Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.