Size jokes
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
I have a big cock.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!