Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldnβt get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Youβve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually canβt reach it anyway.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
