Size jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.