Size jokes

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

My peepee was big, now it's small.

What do you call someone with a big butt?

The Thightanic!

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.