Size jokes
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.