Size jokes

Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

My peepee was big, now it's small.

Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

What do you call someone with a big butt?

The Thightanic!

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!