Size jokes
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.