Size jokes
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.