Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Size Jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
