Size

Size jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Number

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

Guy

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Body

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Fat

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Forehead

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.

Midget

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

Chicken

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

Height

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Mum

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.