Size jokes

The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.

It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Mijn penis is lang lmao.

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.