Size jokes
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.