Size jokes
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.