Size jokes
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Travis has baby hands.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Calculate my dick, virgins!
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."