My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Size Jokes
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
