Size jokes
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Calculate my dick, virgins!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
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Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!