Size jokes
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Travis has baby hands.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Calculate my dick, virgins!
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞