Size jokes
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!