Size jokes
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Travis has baby hands.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Calculate my dick, virgins!
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."