Size jokes
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Travis has baby hands.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
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Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.