Size jokes
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Travis has baby hands.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.