Size jokes
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
My peepee was big, now it's small.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Your d*** size...
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"