Size jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Yo mama is so fat, she canβt even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!