He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
My peepee was big, now it's small.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
