Size jokes
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
I ass big ass you :-)
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."