Size

Size jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Fat

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Mama

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

Mama

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Momma

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Marriage

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Mama

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!