Size jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Four big guys.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!