Size jokes
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.