Size jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

Who's the smallest wife??

Micro-wife.

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Four big guys.

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."