Size jokes

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

I have a 12-inch destroyer.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!

My wiener's small.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

Travis has baby hands.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!

So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.

Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)

Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.

So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!