Size jokes
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"