Size jokes
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.