Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Size Jokes
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Four big guys.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
