Size jokes

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!

Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.

You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.