Size jokes
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.