Size jokes

Basketballs are bigger than end.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Yo mama so fat...

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

What do you call a midget that waves at you?

A microwave.

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.