Size jokes
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.