Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Big butt
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
