Size jokes

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Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.

The earth was flat until they buried your mom.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?

The grass was tickling his balls.

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.

Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?

Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.

Man: Shit!

Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.