Size jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.