Size jokes
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What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.