Size jokes
Why do mountains get so big? They have no natural predators.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Big penis.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
You dream in 4K.
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!