What’s 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
there's an upside for being an orphan every snack they get is family size
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
Whats stiff and 6 inches long?
S.i.d.s