Size jokes

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)

What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

My peepee was big, now it's small.

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?

Children are like pills.

The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...