WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
Why do orphan hates family size candy. Because he can't share it with his family.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
Why do orphans love chips ,Because there all family sized
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off
Uranus is huge
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Whats stiff and 6 inches long?
S.i.d.s
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Your butt is bigger than uranus
Kyles penis is small
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do you know what is good about being a orphan. every candy bar is family sized.
