Size jokes

Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!

Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.

You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."

What's big and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge.