Size jokes
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Memes
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Uranus is huge.
Your butt's so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.