yo mama so big her belt size said equator
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
You dream in 4K.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
