Size jokes
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Borders are fat.