Size jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?

It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

I ass big ass you :-)

Children are like pills.

The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?

Fudge Packer.