Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
