Why couldn't the orphan buy chips
They were all family sized
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumeference. He acquired his size from too much pi
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size
If your drive a Lamborghini, than you have a tiny whennie
All normal sized babies a delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Uranus is larger than Neptune but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke also Neptune don't kill me)
What’s 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
Why can't orphans go big,when you go big it's considered family size
if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan are? 1.All your snacks are family sized 2.no one can make jokes about your mama.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Why do orphan hates family size candy. Because he can't share it with his family.
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off
