Size jokes
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
You are the reason double doors were invented.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!