Size jokes
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
I was with my friend atom the other day. He’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?