Size jokes

What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!

Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.

My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.