Size jokes

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.

Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.

What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.

What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?