Size jokes
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?