Size jokes
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?