Size

Size jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Mum

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Mum

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Mama

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Memes

Boy

Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

Ball

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.

Dick

My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

Joe mama

Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."

Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Bedtime

Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

Water

Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:

Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).

Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.

Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

Hairline

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

Behavior

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.