Size jokes
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.