Size jokes
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, cow!
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.