Size jokes
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
Like if you're short.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Biggest balls?
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"