why do cows have big because they have big balls
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why is Uranus so big? Bc you discovered it
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
this jokes short just like joe bidens penis oh wait if I were to make a joke to the size of joe bidens penis
i wouldnt write a joke.
Israel is so fat when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he says "the one on the roof"đ
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than an elephant?
I different sized elephant
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A Selfie
every dorito bag for orphans is family sized
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Your mother is so fat, she doesnât need...
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
