Size jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
Like if you're short.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Biggest balls?