Size jokes
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
One time I walked into a room and I saw a man and a dwarf, and I soon found out that the man was the dwarf's father, and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
Memes
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Like if you're short.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
Biggest balls?
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"