Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Big black ball sacks.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
