Size jokes

I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.

Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.

Like if you're short.

What’s big, red, and eats rocks?

A big, red, rock eater.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

What's a plus side to being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family size. T - T

Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.

POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"

If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

Biggest balls?

Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.

He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"

Big black ball sacks.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"