Size jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

Why do midgets laugh while they run?

The grass tickles their balls.

Ya gotta hand it to short people...

Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.

Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.

Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!

I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.