Size jokes
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
No matter how big the jar, there is one thing that can never fit inside it. What is it?
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor said, "I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient."
Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants.
Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage.
After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control.
Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?"
The patient says, "Have you got any cream for it? It's swollen."
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.