Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Biggest balls?
"Ur mum is big."
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.