Size jokes

Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”

What do you call a dwarf?

Adrian!

Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

Fat moms.

Why are midgets short?

'Cause they are!

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.