Size jokes
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
My wiener's small.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.