Size jokes
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Fat moms.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.