Size jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Fat moms.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.