Size jokes
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Fat moms.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!