Size jokes

Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.

Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

Fat moms.

Why are midgets short?

'Cause they are!

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"

You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."