Size jokes
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said βITβS OVER 9000!β
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.