Size jokes
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.