Size jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Uranus is huge.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.