Size jokes
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!