Size jokes

Why don't midgets use tampons?

Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?

... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?

A microtransaction.

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?

Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.

Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.

Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.

What do you call it when a midget waves at you?

A microwave.