Size jokes
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!