Size jokes
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?