Size jokes
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
My wiener's small.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.