Size jokes

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.

He jumped off a curb stone.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.