Size jokes

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.

What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.