Size jokes

Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.

He jumped off a curb stone.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.