Size jokes
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!