Size jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
You're tiny!
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.