Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
What did Michale Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap Just beat it.
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One day I was at church I had sit down I I. Said who in the world sink I 👀 down turns it was me and this not a joke but funny
Did you sit in sugar? Because you've got a sweet ass.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting
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I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why don't people sit next to the cheatah during a test Because he's a cheatah
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You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
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Momee Sits on My potty and sigs a soong aboat poup
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There was a kid sitting in a corner me: HEY Why are you here at an orphanage orphan:... Me: oh wait YOUR a orphan
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
