Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "Iβm not going to sit down. I donβt want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Youβre so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
