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Prison

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

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Hand

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

A cartoon image shows a person sitting on their hand. The hand is depicted as if in pain, with a distorted, pixelated appearance.

Job

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A cartoon man with a frustrated expression drives a car. He is wearing a dark t-shirt. The text overlay describes a situation where he compares his physical labor job to a high-earning online sex worker, expressing anger and arousal at the thought.

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Perk

BOOTY$MACKA · 2 years ago

A girl in black pants bends over a desk in a classroom.

Dog

Why should you care · 1 year ago

God is you... If you have a dog

A golden retriever puppy is sitting and looking up at the camera. The puppy has a cute expression. The puppy's feet are not in view. Two gray slippers are visible at the bottom of the image. The text says, "I taught Luna to sit. She was SO thrilled with the praise she got, that now, every time I turn around this is what I see. My heart!!!"

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Ear

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

this happens to me all of the time

The image shows a meme with text at the top that says, "Me: *Sits in a quiet room* My ears:". Below that, there's an image of Shrek with an open mouth and a distorted face, as if yelling. Underneath is the text "eeeeeeeeeeeeee".

Teacher

GG Miller · 2 years ago

5th grade me

A photo shows a man wearing a king's crown and a red cape while sitting on a golden throne. The text above the image reads "3rd graders after sitting on the teacher's chair".

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Teacher

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

Two cartoon fish sit at a table looking miserable. Text reads: "When the teacher says, 'Discuss your ideas with the person sitting next to you,' but you don't fw the person sitting next to you."

Ear

stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

A meme showing text at the top that reads "Me: *Sits in a quiet room* My ears:". Below this is an image of Shrek yelling with his mouth wide open. Under the image is the text "eeeeeeeeeeeeee".

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Laugh

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

HAHAHA

The image shows a text box on a light orange background. The text reads, "Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park, laughing at all the joggers." with a laughing emoji at the end.

Thigh

Anonymous · 2 years ago

REALLLL THO

The image shows two pictures of a bird on a hand. The first one is a bird standing on a hand, with a regular shape. The second one shows the same bird sitting down, and its body looks flatter, with its thighs making it wider. The text reads "when you sit down and your thighs do the thing".

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Butt

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A close-up of a green buttock with two bones sticking out of it. The text on top reads, "You ever sit for so long that your butt feels like this."

Cat

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a social media post where someone describes sticking their finger in their cat's mouth while it yawned. The cat then puts its paw in the person's mouth. Below the post is an image that says, "Intelligence 100."

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Poop

XI · 2 years ago

A Google search shows search suggestions like "how to train your poo", "how to train your poodle", "how to train your poodle puppy" etc.. Below, a stick figure is pointing to a pile of poop and says: "SIT! Good Poop".

Account

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The first part shows a tweet from the National Park Service stating: "You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold." Below that is a reply from heychrisjones stating "Who is running this account?" The second part shows a reply from the National Park Service that contains an image. The image shows a marmot wearing a headset and sitting at a computer in an office setting.

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Abortion

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

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Corn

Anonymous · 2 months ago

An image showing a pile of yellow corn kernels spilled on the ballast of a railroad track. The text at the top says "PILE OF CORN" and the text at the bottom says "SITTING ON THE TRAIN TRACK".

Willy Wonka

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A picture of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka with text above that reads, "None of the new Willy Wonka movies have understood that Gene Wilder's version of Wonka worked because you felt like there was a real chance he was just gonna sit there and watch those kids die."

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Woman

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text in white font on a grey background. It reads: "If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, she: A. Has intimacy issues. B. Is frigid. C. Needs to sit somewhere else on the bus."

Poo

Wei · 2 years ago

What. The. Hell

The image shows a Google search page with the search query “how to train your poo” highlighted. Below, a stick figure is pointing at a pile of poop saying “SIT! Good Poop.”

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