What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
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What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What's a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
what is similar between sex, and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump? One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets. What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump? It just doesn't work...
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What is so similar about a concreate block and a garden They both make vegitables
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!