Similarity

Similarity jokes

Hitler

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

Orphan

What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?

They are both invisible.

Coat Hanger

What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?

You fix both with a coat hanger.

Spanking

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

Orphan

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Deal

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

Fetish

What is a similarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions.

9/11

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

Tire

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.

Dog

Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?

A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.

Wallet

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

Pants

What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?

They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.

Cow

What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...

Animal

What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?

I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.

Gas

What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?

They both get really high.

Math

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.