Similarity jokes
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
looks right
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.