Similarity jokes

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?

They are both invisible.

Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?

What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?

You fix both with a coat hanger.

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

What is a similarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions.

Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.

What do 7 year old girls want?

To be ate!

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?

Not my problem.

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?

None of them get picked.

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?

A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?

They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?

I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.