Similarity jokes
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
accurate af (credit to wade)
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.