What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Harry Kane and hitler are similar they both did nazi them losing
What's the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What’s the similarities between Orphans and Un ripe strawberries.
None of them get picked.
Children, and your meat are actually quite similar. At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
what are the similarities between a broken tire and me? we were both caused by broken rubber.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex? They are not for kids.
what's the similarity between an orphan and my dick? They both will die alone
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes
Both of those are commonly found in basements
What are the similarities between apples and emo's? They both hang from trees
Q: What's an animation similar to finding nemo but the fish has cancer? A: Finding kemo
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
We are coming out with a whopper that is similar to a priest cause it has also has its meat between 5 yr buns
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar. The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu and in the 9/11 something very dangerous flu.
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies? the color black
What's the similarity between your mum and West ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass
What similarities do peeping toms and spies share? they both see things they shouldn't.
Whats the similarities between stephen hawking and a bull? They both charge
