Similarity jokes
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
my cat
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"