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What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
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What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What are the similarities between apples and emo's? They both hang from trees
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
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Q: What's an animation similar to finding nemo but the fish has cancer? A: Finding kemo
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman
They're both accidents
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Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
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Whats the similarities between stephen hawking and a bull? They both charge
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
What similarities do peeping toms and spies share? they both see things they shouldn't.
We are coming out with a whopper that is similar to a priest cause it has also has its meat between 5 yr buns
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar. The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu and in the 9/11 something very dangerous flu.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies? the color black
whats the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and freddy krueger
they both hove red circles on there bodies
Whats the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain
They both sprout water
What is the similarity between a orphan and the new spider man movie there's no way home
why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
