Similarity jokes
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
looks right
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.