Similarity jokes
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner? You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
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What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.