Similarity

Similarity jokes

Pig

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

Wall

What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

The best thing they did was a wall.

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  • Alcohol

    What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?

    They are not for kids.

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  • Clown

    What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

    Orphan

    What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?

    They both can't hear their parents.

    Orphan

    What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

    They both will die alone.

    Life

    What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.

    Basement

    What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?

    Both of those are commonly found in basements.

    Emo

    What are the similarities between apples and emos?

    They both hang from trees.

    Girl

    What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?

    They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"

    Fish

    Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.

    Woman

    Why are women like diapers?

    They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.

    Pregnant woman

    What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

    You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.

    What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

    They're both accidents.

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  • Statement

    Not a joke; just a statement:

    Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.

    York

    What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

    They both fall in September.