Similarity jokes
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
A: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and the sun?
B: They're both hot?
A: They're both massive.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.