Similarity jokes
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
Memes
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
They're both accidents.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.