Similarity jokes
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
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J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
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What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)