Similarity jokes
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.