"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
What is the similarities between a blind person an orphan?
Neither can see their parents
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance? They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two but, now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What's the similarities between dark humour and cancer
It's funnier when kids get it
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
