What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
what is similar between sex, and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both
How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
What is so similar about a concreate block and a garden They both make vegitables
Among us is a game (skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill every one, do this sound similar on September 11, 2001...
What is the similarities between a blind person an orphan?
Neither can see their parents
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance? They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony? They are both jokers.
What's the similarities between dark humour and cancer
It's funnier when kids get it
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two but, now it's a sensitive subject.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman ? You fix both with a coat hanger.
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
