Similarity jokes
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
@iamloser I did something similar! 😏 took me three tries though.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...