How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands? They can both do dirty things
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common? A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They're both hot?
A : They're both massive.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex They both went down on my dad
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
What the similarities of GTA V and 9/11. A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from ebay-? I asked for a refund.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf the emo is still hanging
That joke and paper have one thing in common they're both tearable
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman
They're both accidents
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
