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How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kbe Bryant They both can crashing down
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby.
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
what is similar between sex, and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
how are fortnite cards and orphans similar: theyre given away
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands? They can both do dirty things
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common? A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They're both hot?
A : They're both massive.
