whats a similarity between harvey weinstein's pants and american bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties
There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry
Q : What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Whats a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid
The both cant here there parents
(Credit to Meme Machine)
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀
What do the Twin towers and Murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind
why r vaginas and the Mariana trench similar lots of seamen goes missing there
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike? You can't get either one at home.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Dark humor and woman are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person
They both have no way home!
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kbe Bryant They both can crashing down
