How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
What is so similar about a concreate block and a garden They both make vegitables
Among us is a game (skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill every one, do this sound similar on September 11, 2001...
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex They both went down on my dad
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from ebay-? I asked for a refund.
What the similarities of GTA V and 9/11. A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What is the similarities between a blind person an orphan?
Neither can see their parents
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Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony? They are both jokers.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two but, now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the similarities between dark humour and cancer
It's funnier when kids get it
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf the emo is still hanging
That joke and paper have one thing in common they're both tearable
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman ? You fix both with a coat hanger.
