Cliff hanger jokes

What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?

They both leave you hanging.

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?

Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?

A cliffhanger.

Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?

Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.