Cliff hanger jokes

What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?

They both leave you hanging.

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.

If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?