Cliff hanger jokes
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
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Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
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What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.