Side jokes
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Memes
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.