Yo mamma so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t
I saw a kid crying sitting on the side walk and I asked him where his parents were, he then cried even more. God I love working at the orphanage.
On the plus side Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with Alcohol
Why do cheetahs have spots out side of there body’s
Because they don’t have they in the inside
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
I hope both the sides of your pillow are warm tonight
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......
when you are sitting out side at school and this boy come up to you with a rock in his hand and says do you know where mrs stewrt is at
your forehead so big you got to go out side to think
Why was the train late?
It kept getting side-tracked.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
SCOOT WANT TAXI! Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side. 🍐
the parents who left their kids on the side of the road should of thought twice and got abortion
you’re so fat
that ur family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see u
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family
yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men but they think there's only one side of her ;v; I tried making one of my own
Your mom is so fat she wake up on both sides of the bed
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
