What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
why did the ckicken cross the road .......to get to the other side
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
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What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west.
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A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .
Why didn't Stephen Hawkin cross the road? Because he rolled other to the other side!!!
Why did the orphan run into the street, to get to the other side of life
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
I woke up on the floor this morning ,I think I woke up on the wrong side thou
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Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
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Why can't orphans eat Doritos because it's family side
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Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.
