A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Why did the chicken enter the cave? Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
1. Are you talking to me becasue i think you talked to my back side. 2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth. 3. My foot last longer than your life.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk ?I got stuck in a but crack
while fucking a hot auntie pressing tightly her boobs and fondling He: What do you feed your babies ? She: Milk and Orange juice He: Wow, which side is orange juice ? 😋
Why did my parents walk to the other side? ...why?
In india whowever live facing road side this is for them Whenever it starts raining heavily our homes turn into pool facing homes cause the roads disappear
What is Stephen hawking best side
The left
I could think of anything because your in the “Country-Side”
my friend said she was tired of seeing me every day. so i pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
why did the hobo cross the road.
to get the rotten donut on the other side.
Eggs are so egg-celent that they are sunny side up.
How is the world like a box of crayons? - Nobody likes the white ones And a side note, It's multi colored
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.
The doctor said ur all right now.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible
