Shower Jokes

What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?

The type that gets raped a lot

So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore

What do you say to a black midget Wanna a shower you look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle

I think ur hairline might have the hiccups

Answer to it:u might have do give a wash in the shower

What does hittlers gas"shower" and guns have in common! They both kill someone

U look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (and don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders)

My wife asked me to please quit singing Wonderwall in the shower

I said maybe.

Why is jonnyy baiiiiii sad cause he no shower pero

Guy and Girl are in shower talking to each other Guy:lets drop the soap Girl:lets do it

My girlfriend is so stupid she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying a a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

So when I'm about to take a shower my mom says take a shower when I'm about to take out the trash my mom says take out the trash

there is this little boy and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?" She replies with, "These are my headlights." He looks down and says mommy what's that? she says that my garage. so he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says what is that? the dad says this is my snake. later that night he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams mommy, mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage, Daddy's snake is trying to get in!

Little Steven has Scared to take a Shower by himself so he Asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!! The next day Stevens mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.