Show up jokes
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?