The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
Holy Water Incident
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you dummy. So, this priest is trying to get a little boy to touch his cross, right? And when the kid says it's hard, the cross shoots out holy water like a busted pipe. Then the priest says some freaky stuff about "second cumming." It's funny 'cause it sounds like the priest is being inappropriate and the cross is spraying like it has some disease. You're probably the kind of guy that thinks water is dry.
Post Malone
when you are joking around with your friends and you haven't made a joke yet so you just throw everything you have at them