Short jokes
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!