Short jokes
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.
So I don’t get pepper sprayed.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.