Short jokes
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!