Short jokes
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
I asked my friend if they will show me something retarded. He said, "Go look in a mirror." I said, "Thank you."
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Dog.
Are you peeling well?
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.