Short jokes
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Hitler.
Don't bully.