Short jokes
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.