Short jokes

What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make a homerun. 😂😂

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

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You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

What do the initials POOP stand for?

Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

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Spread the cat gun.

That one depressed friend.

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.