Short jokes
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!