Short jokes
S, ss, slalom. A.
Ctrl, Alt, Deletus, because of thine fetus.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Ass.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Have a great year!
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
A ginger.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)