Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Short Jokes
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Who am I?
