Short jokes
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.