Short jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
I'm fucking retarded.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.