Short jokes
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Loud Korea noise.
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.