Short jokes
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"