Yodel jokes

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, knock.

Who is there?

Old lady.

Old lady who?

I did not know you could yodel!

I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

He sing, he dance, he he.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

I have a little John.