Yodel jokes
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
He sing, he dance, he he.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
