Yodel jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandma.
Grandma who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
He sing, he dance, he he.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
