Short jokes
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.