Short jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Like if you wanna have sex.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.