Short jokes
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Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
When the Among Us has drip ΰΆ!
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
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Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
Q: Whatβs worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"