My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Riddle me this batman, Whats long round and has cum in the middle Batman: A dick Riddler: NO NO NOOOO iT'S A cuCUMber
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What does a french guy say when he falls off? Oh no, eiffel!
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends
Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved. (Written by Paragon Dart Monkey)
WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU ILL GLADY FUCK YOU;]
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
What shoe shop would be a Lesbains best friend decimen
if there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully say
i’m still standing.
i saw two blind men fighting at the mall I yelled he has a gun they both ran
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
alcholics don't run in my family, they drive
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT WHEN SHE WAS IN HISTORY CLASS AS A KID ALL THEY LEARNED ABOUT WAS THEMSELVES
2 men walk into a bar no clue how they didn't see it
What would throw between a priest and a nun a bottle of whiskey
Only a tru MHA fan would understand
i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day
