Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
Short Jokes
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
"I’m sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
