Short jokes
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.
Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
I love big hot sexy men.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?