Short jokes
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
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Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
I hear Cornell produces very dedicated farmers; they’ll plow a field all night long no matter how much resistance she gives ’em.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
Most of the jokes are trash.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.