Short jokes
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."