Short jokes

Short jokes

9/11

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Orphan

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

Garden

A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.

Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...

Computer

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

Hitler

Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.

Orphan

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bar

Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...

WAITTTT WHATTT

Girlfriend

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Pedophile

Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

Because they are good at fingering A minor.

Orphan

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?

The teacher can’t give you homework.

Bus

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

Monkey

What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?

A monkey caused worldwide outrage.

Emo

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

Baby

Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?