Short jokes
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.