Short jokes
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard!
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.