My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
Short Jokes
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Mushroom?
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Bomb.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
