Short jokes
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
I impaled my son with a pitchfork...
He looks very sharp.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.