Short jokes
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog? It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
I woke up in my bed today.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What time eeeeeee?
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭