Short jokes
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.