Short jokes
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!