Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Short Jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
TommyInnit is a joke.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
