Short jokes
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Iām not calling you a slut, Iām calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyoneās pants!
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
Why are most vacuums gay?
Theyāre always coming out of the closet.
Why arenāt short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you canāt look up to them.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
My doctor gave me 1 year. So I shot him.
The judge gave me fifteen. Problem solved!
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.