Short jokes
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What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What picture is that?
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.