Short jokes
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
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Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...