Short jokes
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
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Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Hehe.