Short jokes
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
So I was walking.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.