Short jokes
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What the heck did I discover?
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My anus smells.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
qwertyuiol.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.