Short jokes
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Without women, sex would be a pain in the ass.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
School is the best!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.