Short Jokes

MADHATTER670

How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10

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Cael J.

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

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Anonymous
in Bank

Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.

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Anonymous
in Animal

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Anonymous
in Depression

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

Anonymous
in Marriage

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.

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Anonymous

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

Anonymous
in Puns

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.

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Anonymous

What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

The windows xp log out sound

Anonymous

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

Anonymous

“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

Anonymous

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

punny
in Puns

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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in Puns

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Anonymous

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children

Anonymous

Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls. – I was in the women’s bathroom.

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Anonymous

Leave a like Down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem

Anonymous

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday.

idk he hasn’t opened it yet.

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Leeluvsdoodless
in Puns

If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?

Anonymous

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.

His response was “Ho ho ho”

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