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My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.
What was Steven Hawking’s last words?
The windows xp log out sound
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls. – I was in the women’s bathroom.
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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday.
idk he hasn’t opened it yet.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.
His response was “Ho ho ho”