Short Jokes

Anonymous

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

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Anonymous

Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

The Irish Outlaw

I believe “Self-Babtism” is a nice way of saying “Failed Suicide Attempt”

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You Wouldn't Care Anyway

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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shawzy

I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg

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Anonymous
in Music

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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Anonymous
in Depression

My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

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Anonymous
in Puns

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

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Anonymous
in Marriage

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window…

If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.

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PapaPony

Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

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Madison R.
in Blonde

A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”

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Anonymous
in Puns

I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.

Anonymous
in Puns

I have a fear of speed bumps

But i am slowly getting over it

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Scott

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia

Aha

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water

Who else would think of adding gas

Anonymous
in Puns

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Anonymous

Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit

Eve.1.3

What did stevie wonder’s mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture

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Anonymous

My girlfriend treats me like God. – She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Anonymous

The three unwritten rules of life:

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