Short jokes

Short Jokes

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

1

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

6

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

4

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.