What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
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Short Jokes
Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.
I believe “Self-Babtism” is a nice way of saying “Failed Suicide Attempt”
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
I got a handjob of a blind woman the other day she said its the biggest thing i ever had in my hand i said no love your just pulling my leg
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window…
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
I have a fear of speed bumps
But i am slowly getting over it
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water
Who else would think of adding gas
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit
What did stevie wonder’s mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture
My girlfriend treats me like God. – She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
The three unwritten rules of life: