"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."