What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.