Short jokes

Short Jokes

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

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I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."

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Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.