Short jokes
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Why can't orphans go on school field trips? Parent Signature: _______
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)