Short Jokes

Why can't blind people eat fish?

Because it's sea food.

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

I don't like to use the word kidnapping. So I just use the term: surprise adoption

"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."

What's steven hawking's favourite type of comedy?? Stand up

Who are the fastest readers?

911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4

if you're ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

What’s ten feet long and bald

The conga line in the cancer ward

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out

whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!

What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

I got kicked out of a hospital once, I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine

People judge me because im quiet

no one plans a massacre out loud

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.