Short Jokes

Anonymous

Why can't blind people eat fish?

Because it's sea food.

Toasty
in Orphan

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

Ptrfnny17
in Adoption

I don't like to use the word kidnapping. So I just use the term: surprise adoption

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Anonymous
in Puns

"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."

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Anonymous

What's steven hawking's favourite type of comedy?? Stand up

Told by...

Who are the fastest readers?

911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.

Person

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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Anonymous

I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4

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Stalin

if you're ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

anonymous

What’s ten feet long and bald

The conga line in the cancer ward

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Neon Lights

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

Anonymous

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out

Antonio Defibaugh

whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

Anonymous
in Iran

where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!

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Anonymous

What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.

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Anonymous

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Covid-19

I got kicked out of a hospital once, I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.

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Mike Oxlong

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine

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Anonymous

People judge me because im quiet

no one plans a massacre out loud

Anonymous
in Similarity

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.