Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
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Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
Does anyone still look at this if you do tell me if I should make more jokes :)
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
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What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.
jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital? Reload and keep shooting
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
I don't like the word gun
Whenever I say it people always get triggered
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. -- The odds were against me.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
