Short jokes
The S in America stands for safe.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.