Short jokes
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
I'm Tall.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
David? Mitosis.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!