Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Short Jokes
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
