Short jokes
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
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Think like a proton--stay positive!
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards…
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Who am I sitting next to?
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.