Short jokes
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
David? Mitosis.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!