Short jokes
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Fishermen are the best at networking.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
My dad coming back.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football