Short jokes
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.
I had a fun funeral / birthday.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!