What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Short Jokes
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
