Short jokes
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
LET'S GOOOO!
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
Tamales.