Short jokes

An apple a day, or you'll die anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To end his pain and suffering.

Where do sick boats go? The dock!

I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.

Boner.

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"

What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

cocks of African-American men

I started crying when dad was cutting onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.

I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.

How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.

Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.

Why did the tiger lose at poker?

Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

What is Africa's most famous sport?

The Hunger Games.

Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.