Slim Shady jokes

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?

To SHADE the HATERS!

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

Dear Slim Shady,

balls.