Slim Shady jokes
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
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My cat just responded to the real slim shaddy and I ask him pls stand up he did💀