Slim Shady jokes

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?

Dear Slim Shady,

balls.