Short jokes
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
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What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.