Short jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
So cinema.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.