Short jokes
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Woah, nice cock.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...