Short jokes
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house. Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Two towers.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
Vote for Kris!
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!