Short jokes
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?
It was quite a shocker.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."