What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
Short Jokes
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
